Mystery Movie

So you ever remember a movie but not its name?
Here is the recent one that was torturing me. In this movie a few young adults start a gun club, it boosts their confidence, and if very positive until the town Sheriff tries to take their guns.

They each had their own shooting style and named their sidearm.

One day the sheriff tries to take their guns away, for no good reason, and of course all hell broke lose.

My awesome fiancée found the movie and was so happy.. The name is "Dear Wendy" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0342272/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_Wendy

http://www.dearwendythemovie.com/

Random X-mas Humor

More funny email floating around the net :)

Jose
Cuervo Christmas Cookies

 
                   
                   
   

1
cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup or brown sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,

Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,

Pour one level cup and drink.



Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter

In a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point

it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another

Cup just in case.



Turn off the mixerer thingy.



Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup

Of dried fruit.



Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.



Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry

It loose with a drewscriver.



Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.



Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves

A sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts.



Add one table.



Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

Find.



Greash the oven.



Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

Over.



Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the

Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas

Internet Vices

Internet Vices

Hanging out

I thought I would share this with everyone, because I thought it was hilarious. Its floating around email, if you know the person who originally wrote this, or are that person, please let me know so I may give you credit.

"Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year

Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

Kind of feel like I gave in to the man by taking him down but my neighbor did confirm some near miss accidents on the busy street next to my house. I think I made him too real this time

So it was fun while it lasted! Merry Christmas!"